And then maybe we could become best friends, and that'd be awesome. I saw you and you were so beautiful, and you are so beautiful. They all share a laugh at their luck of picking the one restaurant where Elton John decides to throw a last minute dinner party. And I just don't know if we want to think too much in the long term, only because I don't know if I see a future with you. I think you're bumming some people out. So, you can't hit eleven drinks between the two of you.
Julian Cope’s Album of the Month
Are you here with somebody? Only when I hear the door close softly, does my mind catch up with my body. I mean, we are in New York. A year after inflicting this upon the Canadian public, Alanis returned with Now Is the Time , an album where Alanis proved she could branch out from terrible dance songs and could make terrible ballads as well. I tell the truth to girls all the time.
Alice Cai’s review of Cum For Bigfoot
That serves zero purpose. Please blink, so I know you're in there. I mean, you're a pretty girl. I had been under the impression that she was spending the night at Jasper's. And I have hip problems, real hip problems, and not from doing fun things, like having sex, but from gravity. But I'm allowed to say that, because I love you. Just because the music stops, doesn't mean you got to sit in the closest chair.
Julian Cope presents Head Heritage. This is Alice "Cars" Cooper speakin'! In fact, even the lyrics aren't all that scary or anything; the concept supposedly deals with, well, Alice Cooper's adventures in Hell, but you never can tell. Maybe I just used his dick as a scarf. So that they can watch the New Year come in with the dawn.
3 months ago